Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe? Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ? Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye----------sms51.blogspot.com----------iv>
Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it
A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.
Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom"s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her. Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM"S BAR.""
PLEDGE of college boys:India is my nation.Girls r my destination. Dating is my occupation. Sighting is my profession. In btween wat d hell is this Education!
If all Indians start studying all get good marks but jobs r limited more un employment more uth suicides more crime SAVE INDIA stOp studying----------sms51.blogspot.com---------->
When you don't know About A Tree, Tie A goAt to the Tree & ExplAin About the GoAt..ThAts how We Attempt An UnKnown Question in ExAms..--We Rock...----------sms51.blogspot.com---------->
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi Vo Muh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya
Y we dont study d whole year & spend sleepless nites during exams?CozSahil k sukun se hume inkar Nahi,Magr tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza aur hi hai.
Wo teri ankhon k khawb sary wo batin sari hisab sary swal sary Jwab sary Wo khushain sari Azab sary nsha tha jo wo utr giya hy, . KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI! Jo tery milny ki arzo thi Jo tujko pany ki justju thi Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi Jo teri ankhon main roshni thi jo teri baton ki rangini thi Jo teri sanson ki tazgi thi Jo try lehjy main chashni thi wo sra meetha pighal gya hy . KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY"