hindi sms

SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartut
BAHU:Koi faida nahi
SAAS:Kyu?
BAHU:Q k aap
BAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k

SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartutBAHU:Koi faida nahiSAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aapBAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartutBAHU:Koi faida nahiSAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aapBAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

joke betwwn two ladys sms

One lady: Did U Know Tht "Lions" have Sex 4 to 6 Times a Night ?
Second Lady: Damit..Pehle Bol Nahi Sakti Thi, I just Joined the "Rotary"!

One lady: Did U Know Tht "Lions" have Sex 4 to 6 Times a Night ?Second Lady: Damit..Pehle Bol Nahi Sakti Thi, I just Joined the "Rotary"!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms joke between ladySecretary and boss

Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?
Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?
Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye----------sms51.blogspot.com----------iv>

Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye ----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

fact joke sms

The First Month,The Boss Gave His Hot Secretary a Skirt As Salary Second Month?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He RAISED Th e Salary!!

The First Month,The Boss Gave His Hot Secretary a Skirt As Salary Second Month?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He RAISED Th e Salary!!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

sms joke

Doctor's wife:I saw a Call Girl entering ur clinic today.Wat does it mean?
Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession

hindi joke sms

A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi

A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

joke sms betwwn teacher and student

Teacher : what do u want to become ?
Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it

Teacher : what do u want to become ?Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

sardear joke sms

Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage
frnd - why?
Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........tested OK by mafatlal & sons !!

Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriagefrnd - why?Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........tested OK by mafatlal & sons !!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi joke message

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne lagaGIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms santa joke sms

Santa's Wife To Santa Ager Duniya Sirf 30 Min Me Khatam Horahi Ho To Ap Kia Karna Chahogey?Santa Off Course"Sex"Santa's Wife Aur Baqi K 29 Mins

Santa's Wife To Santa Ager Duniya Sirf 30 Min Me Khatam Horahi Ho To Ap Kia Karna Chahogey?Santa Off Course"Sex"Santa's Wife Aur Baqi K 29 Mins----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

sms joke God please close your eyes

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

joke sms of the year

Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !"
Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."

Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !"Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

SAFE SEX sms

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX?Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

a good joke sms Man 2 Docter

Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom"s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her.  Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM"S BAR.""

Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom"s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her. Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM"S BAR.""----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi joke message between ladka and ladkhi

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne lagaGIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

doctors joke messages

Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?
Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession.

Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

The LAW says. message and sms

The LAW says..."If u cant convince som1,confuse them.....!!"Do U knw which LAW it is???This is" LAW OF ANSWERING IN MSc VIVA..:

The LAW says..."If u cant convince som1,confuse them.....!!"Do U knw which LAW it is???This is" LAW OF ANSWERING IN MSc VIVA..:----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

Meaning Of STUDY sms

What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY??S. SleepingT. TalkingU. Unlimited SmsD. DreamingY. YawningSo Study Hard!

What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY??S. SleepingT. TalkingU. Unlimited SmsD. DreamingY. YawningSo Study Hard!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

new sms latest sms

Whenever u Feel like studying. go into a room, juz sit down Relax, Take a deep breAth nd slap urself n sAy idiot whats this new hAbit.

Whenever u Feel like studying. go into a room, juz sit down Relax, Take a deep breAth nd slap urself n sAy idiot whats this new hAbit----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

EXAM baar baar sms

Hum jeete 1 bar hai, Hum marte 1 bar hai, Pyaar bhi 1 baar hota hai Shaadi bhi 1 baar hoti hai Toh Fir, Yeh EXAM baar baar kyun?

Hum jeete 1 bar hai, Hum marte 1 bar hai, Pyaar bhi 1 baar hota hai Shaadi bhi 1 baar hoti hai Toh Fir, Yeh EXAM baar baar kyun?----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

STUDENTS SMS AND MESSAGES

Long Ago-Ppl Who SAcrificed der slpder fAmily der Food der lAugh terwr cAld sAints!ButNow They r cAlled STUDENTS.!

Long Ago-Ppl Who SAcrificed der slpder fAmily der Food der lAugh terwr cAld sAints!ButNow They r cAlled STUDENTS.!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

happy SLEEPING sms

Teache"Define the word 'LECTURER"?
Studnt: "LECTURER is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is  SLEEPING.....

Teache"Define the word 'LECTURER"?Studnt: "LECTURER is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is SLEEPING.....----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

sms for B positive sms

Frnd k saath karo ya grlfrnd k saath,room me karo ya garden me,din me karo ya raat me bed pe karo ya sofe pe PADHAI to krni hi hai.B positive

Frnd k saath karo ya grlfrnd k saath,room me karo ya garden me,din me karo ya raat me bed pe karo ya sofe pe PADHAI to krni hi hai.B positive----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

Education is the best friend sms

Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.

Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

exam sms pass sms fail sms

Agar kar leti ishq humse wo Uski raato ki nind ud jati Isi bahane raat ko padhti reht iKam se kam exam me pass to ho jati

Agar kar leti ishq humse wo Uski raato ki nind ud jati Isi bahane raat ko padhti reht iKam se kam exam me pass to ho jati----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

THE EXAM COMES sms

IF THE EXAM COMES TOUGH,THEN JUST CLOSEUR EYES 4 MOMENT,TAKE DEEPBREATH & SAY "THIS IS VERY INTERESTING SUBJECT.I WANT STUDY IT1 MORE YEAR"

IF THE EXAM COMES TOUGH,THEN JUST CLOSEUR EYES 4 MOMENT,TAKE DEEPBREATH & SAY "THIS IS VERY INTERESTING SUBJECT.I WANT STUDY IT1 MORE YEAR"----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

exam message EXAM HALL means sms

Brain is d most Outstandng object in nature. It functns 24hrs 365 days rite frm d Tym v r Born n stops only wen v enter d"EXAM HALL"

Brain is d most Outstandng object in nature. It functns 24hrs 365 days rite frm d Tym v r Born n stops only wen v enter d"EXAM HALL"----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi exam sms and messages

Kehte h ishq me neend ud jati h Kehte h ishq me neend ud jati h kambkhat humse b koi ishq kare Exam sar pe h aur neend bahut aati h

Kehte h ishq me neend ud jati h Kehte h ishq me neend ud jati h kambkhat humse b koi ishq kare Exam sar pe h aur neend bahut aati h----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

exam message In exm studntsms hindi sms

In exm studnt wrot on answer sheet "gaai hamari mata he, hame kuch nahi aata hai" evaluator wrot "bail hamara baap hai,marks dena paap Hai"..

In exm studnt wrot on answer sheet "gaai hamari mata he, hame kuch nahi aata hai" evaluator wrot "bail hamara baap hai,marks dena paap Hai"..----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

exam sms GUD NEWS Engg eXam sms

GUD NEWS Engg Xam ll now b only objectv type Sample ques.Q.Wats d soln of 2+2= ?a)4 b)fourc)IV d)4.0 Moral:Engg is Still tough!

GUD NEWS Engg Xam ll now b only objectv type Sample ques.Q.Wats d soln of 2+2= ?a)4 b)fourc)IV d)4.0 Moral:Engg is Still tough!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

exam sms

If d Xam Cums Tough, Jus cloz ur eyes 4 a Moment, take deep breath n Say.. "Dis is Very Interesting Subject, i wan 2 study it 1 More year"

If d Xam Cums Tough, Jus cloz ur eyes 4 a Moment, take deep breath n Say.. "Dis is Very Interesting Subject, i wan 2 study it 1 More year"----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

PLEDGE of college boys sms

PLEDGE of college boys:India is my nation.Girls r my destination. Dating is my occupation. Sighting is my profession. In btween wat d hell is this Education!

PLEDGE of college boys:India is my nation.Girls r my destination. Dating is my occupation. Sighting is my profession. In btween wat d hell is this Education!----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

best hindi sms of the year and month

na moh na maya hai Aalas tum hi ko aya hai Baith k char panne palat lo beta,final paper"girlfriend"ne nahi banaya hai..

na moh na maya hai Aalas tum hi ko aya hai Baith k char panne palat lo beta,final paper"girlfriend"ne nahi banaya hai..----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms ,exam messages

Kuch likho to aisa likho ki, kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye Har paper me fheko itna ki,examiner b pass karne ko majboor ho jaye..

Kuch likho to aisa likho ki, kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye Har paper me fheko itna ki,examiner b pass karne ko majboor ho jaye..----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

film names exams and college sms

Filmi college
Exam-Welcome
Class-Dhoom2
Paper-Raaz
Copy- Majboor
Marks-Asambhav
Final Exam-Murder
Fail-Ye to hona hi tha
Pass-Chamtkar.

Filmi collegeExam-WelcomeClass-Dhoom2Paper-RaazCopy- MajboorMarks-AsambhavFinal Exam-MurderFail-Ye to hona hi thaPass-Chamtkar.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

best EXAM sms of the year

Paper ki roti Notes ka aachar Books ki chatni Questions ki bahar Teacher ki dushmani Dosto ka pyar Mubarak ho aapko Aanewala EXAM ka tyohar.

Paper ki roti Notes ka aachar Books ki chatni Questions ki bahar Teacher ki dushmani Dosto ka pyar Mubarak ho aapko Aanewala EXAM ka tyohar.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi exam sms model Paper sms

Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA" . . . . . . . . BHAGWAN !! Is Baar Pass Kara De Next Time Zaruur Padonga

Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA" . . . . . . . . BHAGWAN !! Is Baar Pass Kara De Next Time Zaruur Padonga----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi booking exam sms

Book khulti h exam ka sama hta h isi mausam me to dimag taba hta h dimag ki bate ans sheet pe nhi ati ye fasana to marksheet pe bayaa hta ha

Book khulti h exam ka sama hta h isi mausam me to dimag taba hta h dimag ki bate ans sheet pe nhi ati ye fasana to marksheet pe bayaa hta ha----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

studyng sms INDIA stop studying sms

If all Indians start studying all get good marks but jobs r limited more un employment more uth suicides more crime SAVE INDIA stOp studying----------sms51.blogspot.com---------->

If all Indians start studying all get good marks but jobs r limited more un employment more uth suicides more crime SAVE INDIA stOp studying----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

Rock exam sms

When you don't know About A Tree, Tie A goAt to the Tree & ExplAin About the GoAt..ThAts how We Attempt An UnKnown Question in ExAms..--We Rock...----------sms51.blogspot.com---------->

When you don't know About A Tree, Tie A goAt to the Tree & ExplAin About the GoAt..ThAts how We Attempt An UnKnown Question in ExAms..--We Rock.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

genius sms and fact sms

A genius is a person who can do wth $1 what a fool does wth $100. Just as we complete our syllabus in 3 days&our teachrs try in 6 months.

A genius is a person who can do wth $1 what a fool does wth $100. Just as we complete our syllabus in 3 days&our teachrs try in 6 months.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms,exam sms,funny sms

Yahoooooo.......!.Exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi.(';')...Pen pencil scale eraser sab taiyar hai AB BUS..padhna baki hai

Yahoooooo.......!.Exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi.(';')...Pen pencil scale eraser sab taiyar hai AB BUS..padhna baki hai----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM sms

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read
.Writer-6months,
Doctor-2mnths,
Lawyer-1month,
STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.Writer-6months,Doctor-2mnths,Lawyer-1month,STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms of the year

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi Vo Muh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi Vo Muh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi exam sms best of luck

Y we dont study d whole year & spend sleepless nites during exams?CozSahil k sukun se hume inkar Nahi,Magr tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza aur hi hai.

Y we dont study d whole year & spend sleepless nites during exams?CozSahil k sukun se hume inkar Nahi,Magr tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza aur hi hai.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms of the day

Lanha lamha gujar jayega,pal me exam aa jayega,thoda padhai kar le mamu,Q ki tu koi munna nhi jo tera paper likhne koi rustam aayega

Lanha lamha gujar jayega,pal me exam aa jayega,thoda padhai kar le mamu,Q ki tu koi munna nhi jo tera paper likhne koi rustam aayega----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

hindi sms

Aag Dil Me Lagi Jab wo khafa hue
Mehsoos hua Tab,
Jab wo Juda hue

Karke wafa Kuchh DE Na Sake wo
Per Bahut Kuchh De Gaye Jb wo Bewafa hue.

Aag Dil Me Lagi Jab wo khafa hueMehsoos hua Tab,Jab wo Juda hueKarke wafa Kuchh DE Na Sake woPer Bahut Kuchh De Gaye Jb wo Bewafa hue.----------sms51.blogspot.com----------

best hindi best sms of the month

Wo teri ankhon k khawb sary wo batin sari hisab sary swal sary
Jwab sary
Wo khushain sari
Azab sary
nsha tha jo wo utr giya hy,
.
KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI! Jo tery milny ki arzo thi
Jo tujko pany ki justju thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo teri ankhon main roshni thi jo teri baton ki rangini thi
Jo teri sanson ki tazgi thi
Jo try lehjy main chashni thi wo sra meetha pighal gya hy
.
KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY"

Wo teri ankhon k khawb sary wo batin sari hisab sary swal saryJwab saryWo khushain sariAzab sarynsha tha jo wo utr giya hy,.KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI! Jo tery milny ki arzo thiJo tujko pany ki justju thiHui jo chahat abi shuro thiJo teri ankhon main roshni thi jo teri baton ki rangini thiJo teri sanson ki tazgi thiJo try lehjy main chashni thi wo sra meetha pighal gya hy.KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY" ----------sms51.blogspot.com----------