SHAkESPEARE:"It is not necessary to share everything between true friends. But it is necessary that what you share must be true... Good night .
Saturday 30 April 2011
the best sms of 2011
"SpeCiaL PeRsons" are part of our memories dat time can NeVeR erase. & wen i'm blessed with a person like u, my memories r worth keeping forever! good nite..:-)
the best Good night sms of the year
"SpeCiaL PeRsons" are part of our memories dat time can NeVeR erase. & wen i'm blessed with a person like u, my memories r worth keeping forever! good nite..:-)
best telugu sms of the week
Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?
best telugu sms of the day
vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
best telugu joke sms of the month
Ninnu marchipodamani,
bar kelli mandukottanu
.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu,
bar owner ki bill kattadam
bar kelli mandukottanu
.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu,
bar owner ki bill kattadam
best telugu joke sms of the week
Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
best telugu joke sms of the day
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." SMS Jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! SMS jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." SMS Jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! SMS jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!
best telugu sms of the month
Husband in balcony reading news paper.
A donkey came near by.
Husband:Darling ur relatives came
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?
A donkey came near by.
Husband:Darling ur relatives came
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?
funny good night sms
funny good night sms
Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
good night sms with affection and smile
good night sms with affection and smile
Making everyone happy in the world is impossible. Atleast make the one happy who is being with u,by ur affection and ur cute smile.Gud 9t n a Swt drmz.Take care
Making everyone happy in the world is impossible. Atleast make the one happy who is being with u,by ur affection and ur cute smile.Gud 9t n a Swt drmz.Take care
realise sms | good night sms
realise sms | good night sms
Being lonely is a blessing.. A time god gives you to realise who you are to the self and to the other selves, the time to retaliate or to replicate. Gud nite...
Being lonely is a blessing.. A time god gives you to realise who you are to the self and to the other selves, the time to retaliate or to replicate. Gud nite...
"SpeCiaL PeRsons" - good night sms
"SpeCiaL PeRsons" - good night sms
"SpeCiaL PeRsons" are part of our memories dat time can NeVeR erase. & wen i'm blessed with a person like u, my memories r worth keeping forever! good nite..:-)
"SpeCiaL PeRsons" are part of our memories dat time can NeVeR erase. & wen i'm blessed with a person like u, my memories r worth keeping forever! good nite..:-)
latest good night SMS
latest good night SMS
Some reasons make the relationships precious..
But, Only precious relationships are made with no reason.Gud 9t with a Swt drmz. Take caré. Sleep well ..
Some reasons make the relationships precious..
But, Only precious relationships are made with no reason.Gud 9t with a Swt drmz. Take caré. Sleep well ..
good night shakespeare words
SHAkESPEARE:"It is not necessary to share everything between true friends. But it is necessary that what you share must be true... Good night .
True friends good night sms
True friends sms True friends are like Diamonds... they are real n rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.. Good nite my dear rare DIAMOND...:-)
peaceful sleep - Good night sms
peaceful sleep - Good night sms
Sleeping is not taking rest for today's hardwork, its gaining of energy for tomorrow's Hardwork.. Have a peaceful sleep. Good night...:-)
Sleeping is not taking rest for today's hardwork, its gaining of energy for tomorrow's Hardwork.. Have a peaceful sleep. Good night...:-)
Good night wish sms
Good night wish sms
Night is 'Silent',
Night is 'Beautiful'
Night is 'Calm' ,
Night is 'Quiet' ,
But Night is not complete. . . .
without a wish to you . .
Good night
Night is 'Silent',
Night is 'Beautiful'
Night is 'Calm' ,
Night is 'Quiet' ,
But Night is not complete. . . .
without a wish to you . .
Good night
Thank god - good night sms
Thank god - good night sms
Night is a time where we remove our all problems from our mind and thinking of gud dreams and thanking god 4 gave a gud day..
Night is a time where we remove our all problems from our mind and thinking of gud dreams and thanking god 4 gave a gud day..
good night short sms
good night short sms
If the Path is Beautiful, ask where it leads. But if the destination is beautiful, dont ask how the path is. Jus keep going..! Good night with sweet dreams
If the Path is Beautiful, ask where it leads. But if the destination is beautiful, dont ask how the path is. Jus keep going..! Good night with sweet dreams
quote for good night sms
A Nice Quote:
Keep all your troubles in your pocket, but be sure that your pocket has a hole in it..Gud night .
Keep all your troubles in your pocket, but be sure that your pocket has a hole in it..Gud night .
Have a great night sms
1 evening I'll cUM 2ur room
Lok D door
Turn of D lights
Join U in bed
I'll cUM closer 2U
My lips near ur face
& I'll shout
Hav a great night
Lok D door
Turn of D lights
Join U in bed
I'll cUM closer 2U
My lips near ur face
& I'll shout
Hav a great night
good night sms with care
gud nite sms with care
It feels good when somebody's there, it feels better when somebody shares, it feels best when somebody cares.. Wishing you a whole bunch of care..gud nite:-)
It feels good when somebody's there, it feels better when somebody shares, it feels best when somebody cares.. Wishing you a whole bunch of care..gud nite:-)
telugu sms--Telugu: Good Morning Funny sms
Neeku ninna Morning
nunchi oka Vishayam cheppalani anukunna kani
ela cheppalo naku theliyayadam ledu
Kani cheppakunda undalenu
Mari feel avakudadu.
Ademante Good Morning!
Keep Smiling.....
nunchi oka Vishayam cheppalani anukunna kani
ela cheppalo naku theliyayadam ledu
Kani cheppakunda undalenu
Mari feel avakudadu.
Ademante Good Morning!
Keep Smiling.....
telugu sms--Love- Prema- Pyar sms in Telugu lo
Naa manasulo vunnadi neeve.....
Naa prathi talapulo neeve......
Naa vuchvasa nichvasa neeve.....
Naa aadi neeve, anthamu neeve
Naa prathi talapulo neeve......
Naa vuchvasa nichvasa neeve.....
Naa aadi neeve, anthamu neeve
telugu sms--Happy Velentine Day telugu sms
Nuvvu Naa Pakkan Unte Chalu -
Naa Hrudayam Pula Totaga Vikasistundi
Nuvvu Naaku Todunte Chalu-
Manassu Aanandamto Nindipotundi
Happy Velentine Day!
Naa Hrudayam Pula Totaga Vikasistundi
Nuvvu Naaku Todunte Chalu-
Manassu Aanandamto Nindipotundi
Happy Velentine Day!
telugu joke sms--telugu funny sms
Ninnu marchipodamani Bar kelli Mandhukottanu.
Mandhu kottaka Nigamgane Marchipoyanu kaani
ninnu kadhu.Bar Owner ki Bill Kattadam.
Mandhu kottaka Nigamgane Marchipoyanu kaani
ninnu kadhu.Bar Owner ki Bill Kattadam.
telugu sms--telugu love sms-sms
Jeevitam Oka Prayanam,
Jeevanam Oka Pramanam,
ani Evaro Annaru,
Neetho Jeevitam
Naaku Prayanam Kaavali,
Nee Prema Naaku Pramanam Avvali.
Jeevanam Oka Pramanam,
ani Evaro Annaru,
Neetho Jeevitam
Naaku Prayanam Kaavali,
Nee Prema Naaku Pramanam Avvali.
telugu sms--telugu joke sms message sms
pooja kosam pulu
nakosam nuvvu
o sari navvu
nuvva na love----------sms51.blogspot.com---------->
nakosam nuvvu
o sari navvu
nuvva na love----------sms51.blogspot.com---------->
telugu sms--telugu sms
vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
telugu sms--friendship funny message sms
Friend -Mitrama
Mitrama vunnava?
Asalunnava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..
Mitrama vunnava?
Asalunnava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..
telugu sms--telugu message
Jaripoku meghamaa jhallu kurise varaku.
Vaadipoku pushpamaa vasantam vachche varaku.
Marachipoku mitramaa naa praanamunnanta varaku.
Vaadipoku pushpamaa vasantam vachche varaku.
Marachipoku mitramaa naa praanamunnanta varaku.
telugu joke sms--Difference between Suicid and Murder SMS
Diffrence btwn suicide and murdr
Balakrishna cinma ki tickets to nuvvu velite adi suicide.
Pakkodini pampite adi Murder
Balakrishna cinma ki tickets to nuvvu velite adi suicide.
Pakkodini pampite adi Murder
telugu sms--Girls - Love Letter Joke sms
Girl: mummy Leg Pain!!!
Mom: what happend to you.
GIRL: Even 2day, I had to stand in Que to give Love Letter to
"sree"
Crazy Girls.........
Mom: what happend to you.
GIRL: Even 2day, I had to stand in Que to give Love Letter to
"sree"
Crazy Girls.........
telugu sms--Telugu Jokes sms
Wife: Emandi ee week daily cinema ki veldam
Next week Shopping veldam
Husband: 3rd week motham Temples ki veldam
Wife: Enduku?
Hus: Adukkovataniki..
Next week Shopping veldam
Husband: 3rd week motham Temples ki veldam
Wife: Enduku?
Hus: Adukkovataniki..
telugu sms--telugu friendship message
Snehanni puvvuto polchaku
Vadi potundi
Manchuto polchaku
Karigipotundi
Aakuto polchaku
Rali potundi
Nee Navvuto polchu
Saswathanga undi potundi.
Vadi potundi
Manchuto polchaku
Karigipotundi
Aakuto polchaku
Rali potundi
Nee Navvuto polchu
Saswathanga undi potundi.
telugu sms--telugu funny sms
Oka cinema hall owner ROSSIAH pedda fan..
.
Thana hall ki 'ROSSIAH gochi' ani name pettadu..
.
New movies realease ayinappudu paper lo ads ila vastundi.
.
Rossiah gochi lo 'kudirithe cup cofee'
.
Rossiah gochi lo 'theenmar'
.
Rossiah gochi lo 'emaindi ee vela'
.
Rossiah gochi lo 'Ragada'
.
Rossiah gochi lo
'mirapakay'
.
Thana hall ki 'ROSSIAH gochi' ani name pettadu..
.
New movies realease ayinappudu paper lo ads ila vastundi.
.
Rossiah gochi lo 'kudirithe cup cofee'
.
Rossiah gochi lo 'theenmar'
.
Rossiah gochi lo 'emaindi ee vela'
.
Rossiah gochi lo 'Ragada'
.
Rossiah gochi lo
'mirapakay'
telugu sms--Good Morning telugu sms
Manishi Kanaa Manasu Goppadi
Avesham Kanna Alochana Goppadi
Kopam Kanaa Jaali Goppadi
Premaa Kanaa Thyaagam Goppadi
Veeti Kanaa Mana Sneham Goppadi
♥______☻ Good Morning Friends ☻______♥
Avesham Kanna Alochana Goppadi
Kopam Kanaa Jaali Goppadi
Premaa Kanaa Thyaagam Goppadi
Veeti Kanaa Mana Sneham Goppadi
♥______☻ Good Morning Friends ☻______♥
telugu sms--Teasing Telugu SMS Joke
Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
telugu sms--Telugu Bar Joke
Ninnu marchipodamani,
bar kelli mandukottanu
.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu,
bar owner ki bill kattadam
bar kelli mandukottanu
.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu,
bar owner ki bill kattadam
telugu sms--Super Funny SMS in Telugu
Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?
telugu sms--Telugu Drinking Joke
vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
telugu sms--Husband and Wife Telugu Joke
Husband in balcony reading news paper.
A donkey came near by.
Husband:Darling ur relatives came
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?
A donkey came near by.
Husband:Darling ur relatives came
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?
telugu sms--Telugu Joke message
nenu neetho maatladalante
naa manasu mogobothondi;
nuvvu naatho maatladithe
naa maata mounamouthondi;
neeku naaku madhya shabdam eppudu nishabdame....
naa manasu mogobothondi;
nuvvu naatho maatladithe
naa maata mounamouthondi;
neeku naaku madhya shabdam eppudu nishabdame....
Telugu SMS Jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." SMS Jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! SMS jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." SMS Jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! SMS jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!
telugu sms--Telugu SMS Funny Joke
B.Tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav
telugu sms--telugu SMS Quote
Antha mattenani Telusu,Adi oka Mayaenani Telusu,Telisi Valachi Vilapinchtalo Teeyadanam Evariki Telusu
telugu sms--Super Telugu SMS
Batta kaDite samsaari
Battavippite vyabhichaari
Maanaani pranaaniki addam battale
Batta ninda kattuko
Baadyatalanu telusuko
Ara Battato tirugaku
Allari paalu kaaku
"Aada"tanaaniki machcha tebooku
Battavippite vyabhichaari
Maanaani pranaaniki addam battale
Batta ninda kattuko
Baadyatalanu telusuko
Ara Battato tirugaku
Allari paalu kaaku
"Aada"tanaaniki machcha tebooku
telugu sms--
Jaripoku meghamaa jhallu kurise varaku.
Vaadipoku pushpamaa vasantam vachche varaku.
Marachipoku mitramaa naa praanamunnanta varaku.
Vaadipoku pushpamaa vasantam vachche varaku.
Marachipoku mitramaa naa praanamunnanta varaku.
telugu sms--telugu love sms
prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu
Thursday 28 April 2011
Funny sms--A man went 4 blood test
A man went 4 blood test. Nurse took his blood. But she didn't find any cotton. So she suck his finger. The man became happy and said would I have Urine test next time?
Funny sms--I want to suck it... lick it..
I want to suck it... lick it... wanna move my tongue all over it... wanna feel it in my mouth...yep, it is my ice-cream & that's how I...eat..... ice-cream !
Funny sms--I am ur real friend
I am ur real friend. If u give me 1, I will return u 10. If u give me a pen I will return u train. If u give me ur girlfriend I will return her with some children.
Funny sms--"I LOVE U." *OFFER LIMITED*
"I LOVE U." Send this SMS to 10 Girls & win free trip to ur nearest police station in luxury Jeep, Food, Accommodation &body massage free. *OFFER LIMITED*
Funny sms--World’s Shortest Horror Story
World’s Shortest Horror Story By “Martin Garner”
Contains Only The Following Lines..
“When The World’s Last Man
Was Alone In His Room,
The Door Was Knocked.”
Contains Only The Following Lines..
“When The World’s Last Man
Was Alone In His Room,
The Door Was Knocked.”
Funny sms--A person who SURRENDERS
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
Funny sms--In life 5 things can come at any time
In life 5 things can come at any time...
Money
friendship
Love
death
and
????
MY SMS.
Have a nice day!
Money
friendship
Love
death
and
????
MY SMS.
Have a nice day!
Funny sms--Newton's law of Love
Newton's law of Love:-
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;
it can only be changed from
one girl friend to another...
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;
it can only be changed from
one girl friend to another...
Funny sms--build up the pressure.
Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
Funny sms--Twinkle twinkle little star
Twinkle twinkle little star,
u should know what u r,
and once u know what u r,
Mental hospital is not so far.
u should know what u r,
and once u know what u r,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Funny sms--I need you...
I need you...
I love you...
I can't go anywhere
without you...
Oh My Lovely..
Shoes!
I love you...
I can't go anywhere
without you...
Oh My Lovely..
Shoes!
Friendship sms--Vacancy available
Vacancy available
post = true friend
Ability = (loving & caring)
Experience= (not required)
Duty = (two sms daily)
Salary= (never ending love)
post = true friend
Ability = (loving & caring)
Experience= (not required)
Duty = (two sms daily)
Salary= (never ending love)
Friendship sms--keep friendship wid u
Missing u iz my “HOBBY”
Care 4 U, is my “JOB”
Make u happy, is my “DREAM”
Pray 4 u, is my “DUTY”
&
2 keep friendship wid u,
is my “CHOICE”
Care 4 U, is my “JOB”
Make u happy, is my “DREAM”
Pray 4 u, is my “DUTY”
&
2 keep friendship wid u,
is my “CHOICE”
Friendship sms--Most Important Person
I May Not Be The Most Important Person In Your Life But I just Hope
That One Day…When You Hear My Name You Will Just Smile
& Say Hey That’s My Friend..!!!
That One Day…When You Hear My Name You Will Just Smile
& Say Hey That’s My Friend..!!!
Friendship sms--world stop turning
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
But Let not my friends to lov me.
Let the sun stop burning,
But Let not my friends to lov me.
Friendship sms--1 Advice- Don’t change
1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.a
Friendship sms--I wana keep3 things: .
I wana keep3 things: . .
The SUN . . The MOON . . &.My frndz. . .
Sun4 daytime. . .
Moon for night time. . . &
U.My dear frndz 4 LIFETIME.
The SUN . . The MOON . . &.My frndz. . .
Sun4 daytime. . .
Moon for night time. . . &
U.My dear frndz 4 LIFETIME.
Friendship sms--Friends are countless
Friends are countless,
But true friends are few
all angels in heaven know I need u.
But true friends are few
all angels in heaven know I need u.
Friendship sms--always be my FRIEND,
In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You’ll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME
&
beyond DISTANCE!
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You’ll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME
&
beyond DISTANCE!
Know our friendship Friendship sms
Know our friendship will never end
When the dark hurts you,
And you are scared to look ahead.
You can look beside you.
And your best friend will be there 4 u.
When the dark hurts you,
And you are scared to look ahead.
You can look beside you.
And your best friend will be there 4 u.
Guess Who? it’s ur Dog! Funny sms
Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
it’s ur Dog!
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
it’s ur Dog!
Enough about ME Funny sms
Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
We’ve known Funny sms
We’ve known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more.... than friends? coz I like u very much. Will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?
Life is full of beautiful things Funny sms
Life is full of beautiful things:
soft sunsets,
painted rainbows
delicate blossoms
luv & laughter
quiet moments &
fantastic people like me
Take care
soft sunsets,
painted rainbows
delicate blossoms
luv & laughter
quiet moments &
fantastic people like me
Take care
difference between magnets and women Funny sms
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
A: magnets have a positive side
Do u like mathematics? Naughty SMS
Do u like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Hey buddy, why are u doing that Naughty SMS
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said 2 the guy, "Hey buddy, why are u doing that?" He said, "Because u came home early."
Skin meets Skin Naughty SMS
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
Speech should be like mini-skirt Naughty SMS
Speech should be like mini-skirt: long enough 2 cover the "main subject" and short enough 2 keep the interest!!
drunk last night Naughty SMS
wife - u were so drunk last night that u insulted ur boss
husband - piss him
wife - u did that and he fired u
husband - fuck him
wife - I did that! and u can go 2 work from tomorrow
husband - piss him
wife - u did that and he fired u
husband - fuck him
wife - I did that! and u can go 2 work from tomorrow
An Elephant, a Cow n a monkey funny sms
An Elephant, a Cow n a monkey
Arguing who is the Best
Elephant: I help people moveing heavy loads
Cow: I give milk
.
.
.
.
Say something
Its ur turn now!
Arguing who is the Best
Elephant: I help people moveing heavy loads
Cow: I give milk
.
.
.
.
Say something
Its ur turn now!
nice drink…PEPSI funny sms
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED funny sms
In you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money..... The SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money..... The SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
sending you various type of SMS funny sms
Hi, My sweet friend I am sending you various type of SMS to make you laugh.SMS sMs SmS smS sMS SMs SMs
puzzle game funny sms
CONGRATS.ur phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces...
extremely BEAUTIFUL funny sms
A FOOLish man tells a woman 2 STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. funny sms
When ur LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him 2 free u from Darkness.
Even after u pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
Even after u pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
What is a Girl Friend? funny sms
What is a Girl Friend? Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful
cute people only funny sms
This message is strictly intended for cute people only. Since u accidentally received it, there must be a technical error for which I deeply apologize.
finger for blood test joke sms
1st Patient was crying loudly. 2nd Patient asked "Why" ?
1st Patient: They will cut my finger for blood test. Hearing this 2nd Patient started crying even louder.
1st Patient asked "Why" ?
2nd Patient: I have come for my urine test.
1st Patient: They will cut my finger for blood test. Hearing this 2nd Patient started crying even louder.
1st Patient asked "Why" ?
2nd Patient: I have come for my urine test.
girlfriend joke sms
1st Friend: I and my girlfriend are getting married.
2nd Friend: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
1st Friend: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.
2nd Friend: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
1st Friend: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.
chemical formula joke sms
Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Student: H I J K L M N O.
Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday U said H to O.
Student: H I J K L M N O.
Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday U said H to O.
cost to get married joke sms
Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.
Father: I never calculated, I am still paying for it. :(
Father: I never calculated, I am still paying for it. :(
son and father joke sms
Son: Why are all these people running?
Father: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Son: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running ???
Father: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Son: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running ???
L O V E funny sms
L O V E .. L = Lot of Sorrows. O = Ocean of Tears. V = Valley of Death. E = End of life....
delete this message funny sms
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
Love is sweet poison funny sms
Love is sweet poison, do not consume without your wife .Consume it in a cool and dark place.
hospital funny sms
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred 2 a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
funny sms
What happened 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call u but I got this msg: welcome 2 Da jungle network, Da monkey u r trying 2 call is on da tree plz try later.
Wednesday 27 April 2011
best birthday sms of the day
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
best birthday sms of the week
You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME....
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME....
best Good Afternoon sms of the month
Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road. Why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office…
Good afternoon
in the middle of the road. Why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office…
Good afternoon
best Good Afternoon of the week
Manzil milne se dosti bhulaai
nahi jaati,
Hamsafar milne se dosti
mitaai nahi jati...
Good Afternoon…
nahi jaati,
Hamsafar milne se dosti
mitaai nahi jati...
Good Afternoon…
best GOOD AFTERNOON SMS of the day
* good *
*AFTERNOON*
,.*""-.,*,.-""*.,
a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much.
*AFTERNOON*
,.*""-.,*,.-""*.,
a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much.
best Good evening sms of the month
"Arukil erunthu parkkum sugathi vida"...
"Manathil ninithu parkkum sugame inbam"…
So everytime am think of u…
Good evening
"Manathil ninithu parkkum sugame inbam"…
So everytime am think of u…
Good evening
the best birthday sms of the month
Ur not only the smartest…
-ur the cutest
-ur the nicest
-ur the handsomest!
out of all, ur the BEST(EST)!!
Many more happy returns of the day!!!
-ur the cutest
-ur the nicest
-ur the handsomest!
out of all, ur the BEST(EST)!!
Many more happy returns of the day!!!
the best birthday sms of the year
Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts.
Let them grow into trees of Service and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda.
Share the Ananda with all. That is the proper way to celebrate the Birthday
Let them grow into trees of Service and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda.
Share the Ananda with all. That is the proper way to celebrate the Birthday
the best birthday sms of the day
Serious Problem - Shortage of Sugar.
This is because,
God used all sugar to make you so sweet.
Now spread ur sweetness on such a wonderful day.
“Happy Birthday”
This is because,
God used all sugar to make you so sweet.
Now spread ur sweetness on such a wonderful day.
“Happy Birthday”
best birthday sms of the year
Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
best birthday sms of the month
Happy birthday 2 u, may ur precious heart desire would be fulfill on this precious day. GOD BLESS U.
opportunity birthday sms
Before the clock strikes 12
let me take the opportunity
to let you know that
you have grown a year more…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY…
let me take the opportunity
to let you know that
you have grown a year more…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY…
latest and new Birthday sms
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
days Birthday sms
Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart
best birthday hindi sms of the day
Tum ko Khushi mile , Tum ko Chahat mile
Tumhain saare jahan ki Mohabbat mile
Jahan main sab se hon acche Tumhare Naseeb
Koi dukh kabhi bhi na aaye Tumhare Qareeb
Tumhain saare jahan ki Mohabbat mile
Jahan main sab se hon acche Tumhare Naseeb
Koi dukh kabhi bhi na aaye Tumhare Qareeb
bright and beautiful birthday sms
Make a wish and give it wings
Dreams of bright and beautiful things
Dance through all the fun filled hours
Don't forget to smell the flowers
Share some love and birthday cake
All life joys are
Dreams of bright and beautiful things
Dance through all the fun filled hours
Don't forget to smell the flowers
Share some love and birthday cake
All life joys are
birthday ringtone sms Tempo: 100:188#* 1# 29# 1# 4# 3# 0 18#
Tempo: 100
188#* 1# 29# 1# 4# 3# 0 18# 1# 29# 1# 5# 4# 08 18# 19#* 6#** 4# 3# 2# 08 68# 6# 69# 4# 5#
188#* 1# 29# 1# 4# 3# 0 18# 1# 29# 1# 5# 4# 08 18# 19#* 6#** 4# 3# 2# 08 68# 6# 69# 4# 5#
the best birthday sms of the week
I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.
copy&paste sms in your mobile
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity
to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…
to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…
copy and paste sms in your mobile
Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday…
Happy Birthday!
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday…
Happy Birthday!
happiness and laughter in this year happy birthday friend
Wish u a happy birthday friend :-)
many many more happy returns of the day!!
may the Lord bless u with joy happiness and laughter in this year!!!
many many more happy returns of the day!!
may the Lord bless u with joy happiness and laughter in this year!!!
beautiful angel birthday sms
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel!
birthday sms quotes by Ellen Glasgow
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. ~ Ellen Glasgow
good evening relationship sms
A good relation does not depend on how good understanding we have.. But It depends on how better we avoid Misunderstanding...
smiling good evening sms
The sunshine of ur smile might chase d clouds 4m sm1's life 2day..so keep smiling.good evening
Good evening sms with kavitha
"Arukil erunthu parkkum sugathi vida"...
"Manathil ninithu parkkum sugame inbam"…
So everytime am think of u…
Good evening
"Manathil ninithu parkkum sugame inbam"…
So everytime am think of u…
Good evening
Sardar lunch sms
Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road. Why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office…
Good afternoon
in the middle of the road. Why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office…
Good afternoon
good afternoon heart sms
* good *
*AFTERNOON*
,.*""-.,*,.-""*.,
a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much.
*AFTERNOON*
,.*""-.,*,.-""*.,
a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much.
hindi good afternoon sms
Manzil milne se dosti bhulaai
nahi jaati,
Hamsafar milne se dosti
mitaai nahi jati...
Good Afternoon…
nahi jaati,
Hamsafar milne se dosti
mitaai nahi jati...
Good Afternoon…
Birthday sms for brother message
If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother!
SMS Birthday Wishes
Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
birthday sms for way2sms
Happy birthday 2 u, may ur precious heart desire would be fulfill on this precious day. GOD BLESS U.
birthday sms in hindi
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
Birthday SMS 88chars
Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart
beautiful birthday sms
You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME....
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME....
Hindi Happy birthday SMS
Tum ko Khushi mile , Tum ko Chahat mile
Tumhain saare jahan ki Mohabbat mile
Jahan main sab se hon acche Tumhare Naseeb
Koi dukh kabhi bhi na aaye Tumhare Qareeb
Tumhain saare jahan ki Mohabbat mile
Jahan main sab se hon acche Tumhare Naseeb
Koi dukh kabhi bhi na aaye Tumhare Qareeb
birthday cake sms
Make a wish and give it wings
Dreams of bright and beautiful things
Dance through all the fun filled hours
Don't forget to smell the flowers
Share some love and birthday cake
All life joys are
Dreams of bright and beautiful things
Dance through all the fun filled hours
Don't forget to smell the flowers
Share some love and birthday cake
All life joys are
80 chars-happy birthday sms
Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But I like Your Birthday. Happy Birthday!
happy birthday ringtone sms
Tempo: 100
188#* 1# 29# 1# 4# 3# 0 18# 1# 29# 1# 5# 4# 08 18# 19#* 6#** 4# 3# 2# 08 68# 6# 69# 4# 5#
188#* 1# 29# 1# 4# 3# 0 18# 1# 29# 1# 5# 4# 08 18# 19#* 6#** 4# 3# 2# 08 68# 6# 69# 4# 5#
birthday treat sms
I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.
smart birthday sms
Ur not only the smartest…
-ur the cutest
-ur the nicest
-ur the handsomest!
out of all, ur the BEST(EST)!!
Many more happy returns of the day!!!
Sugar free birthday sms
Serious Problem - Shortage of Sugar.
This is because,
God used all sugar to make you so sweet.
Now spread ur sweetness on such a wonderful day.
“Happy Birthday”
This is because,
God used all sugar to make you so sweet.
Now spread ur sweetness on such a wonderful day.
“Happy Birthday”
happy birthday sms
Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts.
Let them grow into trees of Service and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda.
Share the Ananda with all. That is the proper way to celebrate the Birthday
Let them grow into trees of Service and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda.
Share the Ananda with all. That is the proper way to celebrate the Birthday
sunday happy birthday sms
Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday…
Happy Birthday!
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday…
Happy Birthday!
latest birthday sms
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity
to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…
to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…
160 chars-birthday sms
A birthday is a million moments,
Each holding a promise of fulfillment of ur dreams,
And accomplishments of some special plans.
Wish U a very “Happy Birthday”
Each holding a promise of fulfillment of ur dreams,
And accomplishments of some special plans.
Wish U a very “Happy Birthday”
happy bday wish sms
Wish u a happy birthday friend :-)
many many more happy returns of the day!!
may the Lord bless u with joy happiness and laughter in this year!!!
many many more happy returns of the day!!
may the Lord bless u with joy happiness and laughter in this year!!!
angel birthday sms
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel!
so sweet birthday text message
Before the clock strikes 12
let me take the opportunity
to let you know that
you have grown a year more…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY…
let me take the opportunity
to let you know that
you have grown a year more…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY…
birthday sms quotes
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. ~ Ellen Glasgow
new happy birthday sms
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
Saturday 23 April 2011
best Love sms of the year
I believe that Allah created u 4 me to luv.he picked u out from all the rest cos he knew I luv u the best way.
best Love sms of the day
I believe that Allah created u 4 me to luv.he picked u out from all the rest cos he knew I luv u the best way.
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Some like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But I like Ur Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart
Some like Monday,
But I like Ur Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart
simply great happy birthday sms
Light the candles,
Cut the cake.
Make it’s a day,
That’s simply great!!!
Happy B'Day 2 uuu
Cut the cake.
Make it’s a day,
That’s simply great!!!
Happy B'Day 2 uuu
best Love sms of the week
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world
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